Wow, am I ever in
trouble….
It seems that
lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of
you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have
become.
The following is
a recap of my current identity:
I was born white,
which makes me a racist; I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a
fascist; I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe; I am non-union, which
makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business; I am a Christian,
which makes me an infidel; I am older than 60 which makes me a useless old
person; I think and I reason, therefore, I doubt much that the main stream
media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my
heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe; I
value my safety and that of my family, therefore, I appreciate the police and
the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard
work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits,
which makes me anti-social; I, and my friends, acquired a good education
without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of
odd underachiever; I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by
all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
Please help me
come to terms with this, because I am not sure who I am anymore!
Newest problem –
I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.
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